We’ve got a confession to make, my fellow Corrupticons. If blue, tentacle-coifed alien love is wrong, then we don’t even want to know what right is. Just because Mass Effect 3 may look like little more than a universe-spanning space opera doesn’t mean that it can’t be so much more for those of us looking for that special psychically-enhanced “experience.” Guys or girls, the game isn’t here to judge. Developer BioWare knows that we are all the mercy of our primal, cosmic space-lust. It’s exactly why we play the game; ask Fox News.

Unfortunately, you’ll have to wait until  March 6th, 2012, to see who can resist your N7 charms.