However you feel about the Marvel movie juggernaut, the sheer magnitude of what it has achieved so far is impressive. An interconnected universe of 23 movies (and counting), populated with both extremely recognisable Marvel comics characters, and some that would have quite frankly only inspired a Djimon Hounsou-intoned “who??” before they were retooled for the big screen. In the 00s, you’d need to have cast a wide net to find a lot of people heavily into Guardians of the Galaxy, but now even your mum can probably name them all and tell you why Rocket is her favourite.
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Here’s a complete list of MCU films on Disney+ so far, with quotes that kiiiinda sum up their plots…
Iron Man (2008)
“Sometimes you gotta run before you can walk.”
Iron Man 2 (2010)
“I’ve successfully privatized world peace. What more do you want?”
Iron Man 3 (2013)
“Well, I panicked, but then I handled it.”
Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)
“I don’t want to kill anyone. I don’t like bullies; I don’t care where they’re from.”
Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)
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“I know I’m asking a lot. But the price of freedom is high. It always has been. And it’s a price I’m willing to pay. And if I’m the only one, then so be it. But I’m willing to bet I’m not.”
Captain America: Civil War (2016)
“Who’s speaking?” “It’s your conscience. We don’t talk a lot these days.”
Thor (2011)
“So I am no more than another stolen relic, locked up here until you might have use of me?”
Thor: The Dark World (2013)
“I wish I could trust you.” “Trust my rage.”
Thor: Ragnarok (2017)
“I’m actually organizing another revolution. I don’t know if you’d be interested in something like that? Do you reckon you’d be interested?”
Ant-Man (2015)
“It’s not about saving our world. It’s about saving theirs.”
Ant-Man And the Wasp (2018)
“So anyway, this guy gets out of jail and starts working for Hank. And that’s when he met Hope. And Hope’s all like, “I want nothing to do with you. Look at my hairdo. I’m all business.” And then Scotty’s like, “You know what, girl? My heart’s all broken, and I’ll probably never find love again. But damn, if I want to kiss you!” But then you fast-forward and they’re all like into each other, right? And then Scotty’s like, “You know what, I can’t tell you this, but I’m gonna go trashing the airport with Captain America!” Then she said, “I can’t believe you split like that! Smell you later, dummy!” So Scotty goes on house arrest, and he won’t admit it, but his heart’s all like, “Damn! I thought Hope could’ve been my new true partner. But I blew it!” But fate brought them back together, and then Hope’s heart is all, “I’m worried that I can’t trust him. And he’s gonna screw up again and ruin everything.” And in my heart, it’s all like, “That fancy raspberry filling represents the company’s rent. And we’re days away from going out of business! Oooh!”
Avengers Assemble (2012)
“You’re missing the point! There’s no throne, there is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes and maybe it’s too much for us but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damned well sure we’ll avenge it!”
Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)
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“The city is flying and we’re fighting an army of robots. And I have a bow and arrow. Nothing makes sense.”
Avengers: Infinity War (2018)
“I know what it’s like to lose. To feel so desperately that you’re right, yet to fail nonetheless. It’s frightening, turns the legs to jelly. I ask you to what end? Dread it. Run from it. Destiny arrives all the same.”
Avengers: Endgame (2019)
“Are you seriously telling me that your plan to save the universe is based on Back to the Future?”
Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
“Well now I’m standing. Happy? We’re all standing now. Bunch of jackasses, standing in a circle.”
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017)
“He may have been your father, boy, but he wasn’t your daddy.”
Black Panther (2018)
“You’re a good man with a good heart. And it’s hard for a good man to be king.”
Captain Marvel (2019)
“I have nothing to prove to you.”
Doctor Strange (2016)
“Might I offer you some advice? Forget everything that you think you know.”